OK, friends. I’ve got a vacation coming up, and I have no idea what to do with it. I must let some of you know, and I mean those of you of the Sandia variety, that it’s looking like I’ll be unable to go anywhere during this vacation. It’s the lousiest thing, really. I’ve got about 8 days to use up, and all before the end of September. But I have no money to do anything that I’ve longed to do, and I’ve really got no motivation to do anything here. So I’m opening this comment-forum for suggestions. There are some groundrules: (1) It can’t be illegal. Unless I won’t get caught. Or if I get caught I have to be able to fulfill my jail time within the 8 days. (2) It needs to be in the Kansas City Metro Area, or a short drive away. (3) It better not have ANYTHING to do with entering a Starbucks. Other than those things, I’m pretty open. Discuss.
Sit on your couch and throw a tennis ball at the wall. When it bounces off, catch it, then repeat.
By: refe on August 14, 2007
at 1:15 am
Refe, this is not a place for mundane nonsensical suggestions.
Jeff, this is what you should do. Get a lawn chair, sit out on the patio, take a look at the grass. Wait five seconds. Look at the grass again. Is it longer? Woohoo! Exciting, no?
By: benjaminshaffer on August 16, 2007
at 7:18 pm
Ok, you guys are bad at this. Jeff, what you should do is TP Doug Bayer’s house….
Or have a Godzilla movie marathon without subtitles, to try and learn Japanese.
By: refe on August 19, 2007
at 5:19 pm
crap! i’m susan, not refe!
By: refe on August 19, 2007
at 5:20 pm
Hey Jeff,
I had no idea that you had a blog. That, or I chose to forget. . . Not really sure.
Any who, you could dress like a bum and go panhandeling at the plaza. Make a month’s salery in 8 days.
Either that or sit in front of your computer and write a new post on your blog every fifteen seconds.
Or maybe something involving a screaming competition?
Whatever you decide, have fun!
By: Aaron James on August 23, 2007
at 8:57 pm
Since Mr. Page no longer uses this blog, I have decided to take it over. I am the new master of this domain, all readers must submit to my comments, and my posts! BWA ha ha ha ha!!
By: refe on September 20, 2007
at 10:04 pm
Do not assume too much, young grasshopper. Every mastermind must think.
By: payjata on September 22, 2007
at 9:02 am